In my defense…I didn’t expect you to find out, being dead and all. Also, Jenny’s really hot.
Dude, not cool. Not cool at all.
What? It’s a compliment! You scored yourself a girl way out of your league!
Things with Jenny are complicated enough as it is. I don’t need you making things worse.
Wait, did you two break up? Is she single now? Hmm…
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Sorry, man, I thought it might cheer you up.
That’s okay, it’s the thought that counts.