Author Archives: Jordan
I’m out of the house. I have nowhere to go. I’m typing this at the library while I figure out what to do next. I’ve never felt like such a failure. At least I’m not the only one who feels … Continue reading
Tony invited me out for lunch tomorrow! It’ll be his birthday, and he said he wanted to spend it with me. He’s been the one friend who has stuck by my side through all this. I’m so grateful to him … Continue reading
Those ZAARG people really got to me. Why would I want to just “accept” this? There’s nothing to accept! I’m human! I’ve just got this little decay problem, and my friends and family still aren’t used to it, but that’s … Continue reading
A few more T-shirt slogan ideas: “Decay is Beautiful” “NARC: Not A Romero Character” “Life Is Worth Re-Living” “Plants Don’t Have A Problem With Me” “Love the Diseased, Hate the Disease” “SWARM: Still Walking After Rigor Mortis” “I’m Less of … Continue reading
Gotta say, this short film really resonated with me. The animation is simple, but man, I know how that guy feels.
That protein powder I mentioned? I’m selling it now. Hey, I could be like the Geico gecko for this company. Or the Geico caveman. Or the Geico money-with-eyeballs. What’s that saying about acting like the success you want to be, … Continue reading
So, I went to renew my driver’s license. I haven’t driven since the accident. But if I’m really determined to be normal, I need to face my fears and act normal, and that means driving. Just…not behind any more boats. … Continue reading
Okay. That does it. I am done wallowing. No matter what it takes, no matter how hard it is, I NEED to get better. I need my old life back. It’s not happening naturally, so I’m going to take matters … Continue reading
Just got home. Horrible evening. I don’t want to talk about it right now.
Hand to Hand emailed me. I got fired. Apparently there was “an excess of blood and skin tissue” on the promotional letters I was sending out. So? They’re a freaking skin product company! It could have been a whole new … Continue reading
Frank, if you’re reading this, you’ve been banned from making any more comments. When I say stop, I mean stop. My Uncle Fred and Aunt Lisa came over yesterday. It was the first time they had seen me since the…event. … Continue reading
Potentially getting my job back at NationState has become a living nightmare. They’ve got my appeals tied up in their legal departments, so my future is in the hands of a roomful of guys in suits who are just trying … Continue reading
I tried calling a couple of my friends, to see if we were still getting together for Movie Night. It’s tradition. I used to have everyone over, throw together some pizza rolls and chips, and basically MST3K my way through … Continue reading