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Wait, did you two break up? Is she single now? Hmm…
Things with Jenny are complicated enough as it is. I don’t need you making things worse.
What? It’s a compliment! You scored yourself a girl way out of your league!
Dude, not cool. Not cool at all.
In my defense…I didn’t expect you to find out, being dead and all. Also, Jenny’s really hot.
That’s okay, it’s the thought that counts.
Sorry, man, I thought it might cheer you up.